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Pictured: A crowd of the communist invaders, raising their arms in what is presumed to be violent rage.
What’s new at Vic this week?
Caffiends is out of ketchup.
The Strand has bad news for anyone hoping that Caffiends might finally restock on ketchup: they haven’t. Caffiends has been out of ketchup since the café first opened in 2006. What if you bring your own fries? Well, unfortunately, you’ll have to settle for another one of Caffiends’ offerings, such as tea or coffee.
Communist infiltration at Vic?
A crowd of red-shirted newcomers w spotted last week chanting and marching all over campus. Currently their whereabouts and motives are unknown, but The Strand will provide further updates when they become available.
Victoria College Drama Society still a thing apparently.
According to a report from an anonymous source, the VCDS is apparently once again set to produce a season of theatre on campus, despite the fact that they did that exact same thing last year. “Why don’t they do something different this year?” said the anonymous source. “For an artistic organization, they sure are uncreative.”
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