AST121: The Origin and Evolution of the Universe >>> Peter Kavinsky, change my mind
Dear BIO130,
Genetics has always been a passion of mine.
My heart flutters as single DNA strands intertwine.
Replication, transcription and translation, oh my—
So much more intriguing than words could describe.
My passion for biology is encoded deep in my genome,
So, thanks, BIO130, for teaching me all I need to know.
xoxo,
Your Secret Admirer
To the lovely CHM136…
When I prep for tutorials, drawing ethyls and methyls,
You really do make me feel so special.
The vanillin in your recrystallization lab smells oh so sweet.
Drawing successful Newman Projections makes my heart skip a beat.
From alkenes to ketones and everything in between,
Of all the chem courses, you take the crown — you’re the queen!
Lots of love,
Your Secret Admirer
Salutations, MAT136!
Derivatives and integrals make up the heart of your course.
To solve them, computation and perseverance skills, you enforce.
The ACT’s tedious, but it’s not that much of a bore
(Though searching through databases is a bit of a chore!)
Though I may never again compute an integral without a calculator,
At least I can proudly call myself an antiderivative-curator.
My love for you is infinite,
Your Secret Admirer
Sending all my love to AST121…
The universe was created by the Big Bang, it’s true,
But there’s a supernova in my heart that’s exploding for you.
Oh, I’d travel to Venus, the planet of love,
To share my enthusiasm for the stars up above.
So, keep expanding, red-shifting, oh, universe up there.
Shift red just like roses, symbols of the love I declare.
Love you to the moon and back,
Your Secret Admirer
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