Love, love, love
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It is only human that we find a rationale to explain away the suspicious and/or undesirable elements of reality. Some people resort to philosophy to find answers to their qualms on their lovelessness. Other people like to put on their tin foil hats to surf the lesser-explored annals of the web to seek a community
The Strand is lonely this Valentine’s Day and we want you. Some of us are employees at this godforsaken newspaper just to get a date. If you too are missing out on love this February 14, then check out our cute, sexy, and thrilling masthead below.We are now accepting applications at our office. Seriously. Call us. Come to our office hours with roses, teddy bears, and other commercialized symbols of your affection.
Searching for the perfect gift to give your sweetheart on Valentine’s Day? This guide is not for you! From Burwash fish (arguably the worst Burwash food; does anyone else remember those fish sticks on a hot dog bun sandwiches?), to the skull earrings that you used to pierce your own ears (looking at you, Dad),
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How will Arts & Culture Editor Abbie find her true love? The Strandcast has a solution! We searched far and wide for sexy voices from around the continent to serenade her and vie for her heart. From hypermasculine gymrats to Minnesotan bus drivers, we’ve got it all. Stay tuned to find out who will win Abbie’s love and affection!
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