This baby is 30 years old and still lives in his mom’s womb. Ugh! Can’t stand it how kids these days rely so much on their parents. I bet you he spent too much money on avocado toast and that’s why he can’t afford rent in downtown Toronto. He got his degree in Political Science, […]
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Remember the baby in that viral meme or vine from a while ago that you randomly remembered while talking to someone (and had to spend seven minutes searching for it while assuring said someone it’ll be “totally worth it”)? It might surprise you to know there are real people and real stories behind these temporarily
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Each and every one of us, every *a*, every **k*, every ***n**, every ******x*** (or some combination thereof), has heard it in one form or another: “Think of the children!” Just think about their extreme innocence and whatnot; their empty expressions, their charming lack of socialization, their curious natures. We all know that it’s quite
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The six elaborate reasons behind why it’s appropriate for me to dress my baby up and take her for walks in her stroller In August of 2019, I adopted a cat. In March of 2020, six months later, I realized that I, in fact, did not adopt a cat. I adopted a baby disguised as
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