Andrew Nedzweski, 20, arrived at his second Aristotelian Philosophy lecture donning a dark-grey blazer over his red Bazinga! shirt, a brash move which he says he “just decided to pull” after stumbling upon the blazer at the back of his closet. “I’m in third year now,” says Nedzweski, “so I’ve really got to buckle down. And I just thought, what better way to show off my maturity than adding a blazer to my trademark jeans, shirt, and running shoes look?”
Upon leaving his house with this new statement piece, Nedzweski notes that his life immediately took a turn for the better. “It’s amazing! It’s only 1 p.m., bright and early, and I’ve already been mistaken for a grad student twice.” Nedzweski’s classmates describe watching him create a LinkedIn profile during the lecture, enroll in a Duolingo online course in German, and send hundreds of emails with subject lines “Employment Enquiry” but no content.
Nedzweski is optimistic about where this simple outfit addition can lead. “The blazer has truly made all the difference. I’m about to run for president of the Political Science, Chemistry, and Cognitive Science student unions, and then maybe buy a suburban home!”
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