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Here you go you dirty freaks, we put dirty words on these movie posters for you
Wilfred Moeschter
April 8, 2019
You're welcome
If you find this article aggravating you should be a copy editor for The Strand next year
Eryn Kline and Alisa Di Bautista
April 8, 2019
"Are you fucking kidding me with this dangling modifier!?"
A fuck you to one specific door in Sidney Smith Hall
Ellen Grace
April 8, 2019
There’s this one door in Sid Smith that I really hate. Fuck that door. I’m not going to name the door in question for sake of the door’s privacy, but let’s just say there are 1,078 reasons not to like it. So this door. It sucks. We have to keep it closed because ...
How to be a good dad when your kid is such a little fuck
T.W. Penryn
April 8, 2019
The Strand’s weekly parenting column
Fuck, dude, your foot should not look like that
Leo Morgenstern
April 8, 2019
Seriously that’s fucked up
Horror-scopes
Tamara Frooman
April 8, 2019
Aries (Mar 21 to Apr 19) Get ready to be rammed by all the shit going down in Aries this month!! A new moon inside Aries on April 5 is the perfect time for a fresh start—take some advice from Britney Spears circa 2002 and Dump Him™️. Prepare to be entered by Mercury on the ...