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According to The New York Times, Joni Mitchell is “a songwriter and singer of genius who can’t help but make us feel we are not alone.” When I heard her music for the first time at 15, it was precisely this quality that drew me to her. With Joni, I wasn’t alone in my feelings. So ...

Self-insert fanfiction

Dear reader,   We are constantly fucking even when we are not technically fucking. Fucking will never hold the same meaning for any two people—each fuck is coloured by our own experiences and interpretations. Each thrust and every moan is different.  The Fuck issue features so much fucking across cultures, languages, and experiences. One ...

Ha! You thought we were going to say "fuck," didn't you?

Like many men, he doesn’t know what the clitoris is!

Not enough prostate milking

So much poo

It’s fucking time we spoke up about the biggest threat to national security

Haha you just looked at my balls (maybe)

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