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Here you go you dirty freaks, we put dirty words on these movie posters for you

You're welcome

If you find this article aggravating you should be a copy editor for The Strand next year

"Are you fucking kidding me with this dangling modifier!?"

A fuck you to one specific door in Sidney Smith Hall

There’s this one door in Sid Smith that I really hate. Fuck that door. I’m not going to name the door in question for sake of the door’s privacy, but let’s just say there are 1,078 reasons not to like it.  So this door. It sucks. We have to keep it closed because ...

How to be a good dad when your kid is such a little fuck

The Strand’s weekly parenting column

These animals FUCK better than you

You dumb virgin

Fuck, dude, your foot should not look like that

Seriously that’s fucked up

Eat my dick: a recipe

Yeah, you heard me

Puzzle Time!

This week's clues are things my roommate calls "sex"

Horror-scopes

Aries (Mar 21 to Apr 19)  Get ready to be rammed by all the shit going down in Aries this month!! A new moon inside Aries on April 5 is the perfect time for a fresh start—take some advice from Britney Spears circa 2002 and Dump Him™️. Prepare to be entered by Mercury on the ...

Fuck, fuck, fuck

The new slumber party celebrity crush game