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Eat my dick: a recipe

Yeah, you heard me

Puzzle Time!

This week's clues are things my roommate calls "sex"

Horror-scopes

Aries (Mar 21 to Apr 19)  Get ready to be rammed by all the shit going down in Aries this month!! A new moon inside Aries on April 5 is the perfect time for a fresh start—take some advice from Britney Spears circa 2002 and Dump Him™️. Prepare to be entered by Mercury on the ...

Fuck, fuck, fuck

The new slumber party celebrity crush game

Fuck you if you aren’t a troop

The troops are goddamn heroes and who the fuck are you?

Who is Ned*?

The “““media””” would have us believe that the titular Ned of Ned’s Cafe (1.3 stars, blogTO), is a nickname for E. J. Pratt, who was the “““““leading poet of his time.””””” That belief is the coward’s way out. Believing that is denial. Believing that is a danger.  If you stay very still, late at night, close ...

No Spoilers! PLEASE!

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Two friends wronged!

The injustice of it all

Fun Quiz: Match my friends to the secrets they told me in confidence!

Facebook just released a new Toast Reaction and everybody’s freaking out about it

Sit tight and grab the popcorn