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How to be a good dad when your kid is such a little fuck
The Strand’s weekly parenting column
These animals FUCK better than you
You dumb virgin
Fuck, dude, your foot should not look like that
Seriously that’s fucked up
Eat my dick: a recipe
Yeah, you heard me
Puzzle Time!
This week's clues are things my roommate calls "sex"
Horror-scopes
Aries (Mar 21 to Apr 19) Get ready to be rammed by all the shit going down in Aries this month!! A new moon inside Aries on April 5 is the perfect time for a fresh start—take some advice from Britney Spears circa 2002 and Dump Him™️. Prepare to be entered by Mercury on the ...
Fuck, fuck, fuck
The new slumber party celebrity crush game
Fuck you if you aren’t a troop
The troops are goddamn heroes and who the fuck are you?
Who is Ned*?
The “““media””” would have us believe that the titular Ned of Ned’s Cafe (1.3 stars, blogTO), is a nickname for E. J. Pratt, who was the “““““leading poet of his time.””””” That belief is the coward’s way out. Believing that is denial. Believing that is a danger. If you stay very still, late at night, close ...
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