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Tamara Frooman
April 8, 2019
Aries (Mar 21 to Apr 19) Get ready to be rammed by all the shit going down in Aries this month!! A new moon inside Aries on April 5 is the perfect time for a fresh start—take some advice from Britney Spears circa 2002 and Dump Him™️. Prepare to be entered by Mercury on the ...
Fuck you if you aren’t a troop
Don Truck
April 2, 2019
The troops are goddamn heroes and who the fuck are you?
Who is Ned*?
Ellen Grace
March 19, 2019
The “““media””” would have us believe that the titular Ned of Ned’s Cafe (1.3 stars, blogTO), is a nickname for E. J. Pratt, who was the “““““leading poet of his time.””””” That belief is the coward’s way out. Believing that is denial. Believing that is a danger. If you stay very still, late at night, close ...
Facebook just released a new Toast Reaction and everybody’s freaking out about it
Wilfred Moeschter
March 19, 2019
Sit tight and grab the popcorn