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Victoria valentines that you can print out and mail to your friends, lovers, and enemies
					
			
																				
			Strupid (Stranded Cupid)		
				
																						
			February 16, 2021		
				
		
		
			And hopefully they’ll get there by the end of March		
					Adult woman overinvested in song about a seventeen-year-old Disney Channel star getting her driver’s license
					
			
																				
			Elizabeth Shaw		
				
																						
			February 2, 2021		
				
		
		
			I got my driver's license last week…		
					Are you studying human anatomy? Are you not terrified that there’s bones inside you, let alone horrified by the concept of organs?
					
			
																				
			Ellen Grace		
				
																						
			February 2, 2021		
				
		
		
			PLEASE CONTACT ME		
					My Worst of 2020 (PLUS a new year’s resolution list that’s *actually* attainable!)
					
			
																				
			Golshan Alaei		
				
																						
			January 19, 2021		
				
		
		
			You’ve seen “best of...” lists, but have you witnessed a “worst of...” list that gets too personal?		
					The key to success is to have ZERO thoughts
					
			
																				
			Jaymee Kellee		
				
																						
			January 19, 2021		
				
		
		
			From the “author” of the acclaimed Dear Dumb Diary series, 10 years later.		
					EVERYDAY I DO MY STUPID LITTLE TASKS
					
			
																				
			Elizabeth Shaw		
				
																						
			November 24, 2020		
				
		
		
			Can someone PLEASE explain to me what the DIFFERENCE is between a hobby and a stupid, little, insignificant, nonsensical task?		
					






