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Pick a dream that I’ve had that sounds like a Phoebe Bridgers song and I’ll tell you which Motion Sickness TikTok to watch
This article wasn’t a way to justify spending hours on TikTok
Four things
A conscious look at my subconscious mind
I am obsessed with Quercus!
And um, I think this is an obsession that doesn’t hurt anyone.
I photoshop James and myself on top of notable Toronto landmarks
Stranded Editor and Associate superimpose themselves on top of the Toronto sites they cannot visit due to COVID.
Someone took a bite out of my popsicle and I am NOT happy about it
Only psychopaths bite into popsicles with their teeth and this proves it
I took POL200 with Julian Casablancas
I SSIAFSS PLUSHEEE DON"TS LOW ME DOWNNN
Every day I take comfort in knowing that I was the best on-screen Spider-Man
I can rest easy knowing that Andrew Garfield and Tom Holland’s performances just don’t stick
Rating things I’m allergic to
Green Food Dye 6/10 Really stupid allergy. I don’t understand it. Green dye is cool and found in lots of cool snacks like gummy worms and sour cherry blasters, both of which I just don’t eat the green part. I would usually just give it to someone else, but now ...
Researchers discover that falling asleep during lectures is no longer a worry!
You snooze, you.. um.. cruise?... :D
Car Seat Headrest album review except we get more and more drunk until the entire thing is incoherent
Y’all mind if we get increasingly inebriated as we review Making the Door Less Open?