STRANDED

Opinions: 500 Days of Simping

How I fell in love with a leftist TikTokker and immediately quenched all emotions

Opinions: Eat Pray Cringe

My Embrace of Bob Dylan and Cooking in Early Adulthood

Science: How many sea turtles has the balloon guy killed?

For legal reasons this is a joke

Based or cringe?

To be based, or to be cringe? That is the question.

If I were to write a fanfic about The Strand, here’s what I would write

Yeah, I can’t believe I’m going to be EIC of this paper either

How I Broke the Glass Ceiling by Getting Gout

Walk a mile in a feminist’s shoes and your feet will hurt. Especially if that feminist is me. (I have gout in my big toe.) Close your eyes and imagine gout for me. Okay, open them, since you need open eyes to keep reading.. What did you imagine? Did you ...

Stop saying you can put ‘everything’ on a bagel—you can’t

“Everything” is a lie

I’m convinced that this Instagram dog looks like me

Or do I look like him?

Dreams I’ve had that are apt cultural criticism that you can use for your mediocre short story

listen I WISH I made these up

Someone in my econ class sent me an E-Valentine??

WHAT DO I DO?