Pick a dream that I’ve had that sounds like a Phoebe Bridgers song and I’ll tell you which Motion Sickness TikTok to watch

The girl you’re seeing now came over to my house and I packed her a lunch. It was mostly fruit.

You long for a simpler time. I do too. Actually, I understand that nostalgia is complicated, and simplification is often not what one is really longing for. But this is not the time nor place. I’ll say it’s wholesome, then.

Our friends got us to play Rock Paper Scissors, but on “go” we either said I love you or I don’t love you, so we both found out at the same time.

This one has some big cleansing vibes, which you’ll need after a game of I love you Rock Paper Scissors.

@poilination

happy friday vibes ✨ I got a haircut and this song is stuck in my head #irish #ireland #seaside

♬ original sound – Abby

You were in my kitchen braiding her hair. She was sitting in an antique chair.

You can’t tell because they’re all in second person because that’s what Phoebe does, but this is the queer one. Rebecca Black is on TikTok now and she’s queer and she’s the crush you never knew you needed.

@msrebeccablack

this one is for the gays

♬ original sound – Abby

I put on perfume on my way to see you, even though it makes me sick.

Okay this one is just POV Draco Malfoy fanfiction, but at least I warned you.

We got an apartment on the second floor. Our neighbours took us out on a walk. They said, “remember where you are going.” Many people die in the winter because they get lost.

If you picked this one, I’m sorry. I feel you, I think? You probably need to see this:

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