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This is real, this is The Strand Vol. 65

By The Farts & Cults Team / March 28, 2023

Mitchie Torres wishes she was this real

Poetry, Volume 65, Volume 65 Issue 12/Jokes Issue

An Authoritative List

By Zozzypants / March 25, 2023

She let me hit it because I’m goofy… She let you hit it because you followed my authoritative list: She’s

Poetry, Volume 65, Volume 65 Issue 12/Jokes Issue

Liminality

By Shelley Yao / March 25, 2023

to catch a bus in its natural habitat, you must stay alert and aware. these are fickle, erratic beasts, ostensibly

Illustration of robot arm with quill writing out a poem

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Oh to be Lumpy Yogurt on a Bright Winter Day

By Lexicona / March 25, 2023

Illustration | Jennifer Fong Li Lumpy yogurt, oh so sour Winter’s chill, we must endure In the recycling bin, a

Cartoon in lighthearted style with the following words. Rion: This is the last editorial, thank God. I'm so ready to be done. Janna: Yeah, for real. Janna: Mayb we can say something like, "We- Cat: MEOW! (translate: "and CUT!" Cat: Meow meooow meoww meeow meoww Translation: You won't be able to be reel enough for this issue, I'm afraid. Two canes pull away the cartoonish Janna and Rion. The cat, now with a crown, takes over The Strand. The drawings are all super cute.

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A Jokes Comic

By Shelley Yao / March 25, 2023

Illustration of a small pile of chicken bones

Features, Volume 65, Volume 65 Issue 12/Jokes Issue

Dean of Shmoooodents Kenneth Palace forces vegan students to eat chicken nuggets during mental health crises

By Dean’s Office Oversight Division (DOOD) / March 25, 2023

‘Chickening’ practices revealed in DOOD report

Altered illustration of VUSAC crest that says SOOSAC instead of VUSAC

Features, Volume 65, Volume 65 Issue 12/Jokes Issue

Jubilation and dismay as Vic reckons with the end of SOOSAC

By The student body / March 25, 2023

Real student testimony, even realer president

Cartoon of cat wearing regal robes and holding staff with golden fish at head, in front of crying cartoon versions of the co-EICs

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BREAKING: Vol. 65 EICs removed & replaced

By Janna Abbas and Rion Levy / March 25, 2023

“They weren’t real enough.”

News and Politics, Volume 65, Volume 65 Issue 12/Jokes Issue

Satire: UofT student protests to free Andrew Tate from prison

By Shivanshi Dhuria / March 25, 2023

The past two and a half months have been a tragic time for 20-year-old males across the world—including this engineering student whose only goal is to free his hero from jail

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Satire: Government spy pigeons go on strike

By Max Lees / March 25, 2023

Toronto’s winged rats unionise, demand better working conditions