How to distract people from your shocking misunderstanding of basic geography
It’s just me and the GPS lady against the big bad world woof woof
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Stranded
If the universe is beyond human comprehension, why does life here on Earth look so normal?
And other questions that will make you go, “Wow! They’ll print just about anything these days.”
Freebie Prank Ideas
Only YOU can replenish the world’s lack of PRANKS!
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Ask Saucy Suzy: How do I kiss without tongue?
Dear Saucy Suzy, Have you ever kissed without tongue? My girlfriend told me that she loves the way I kiss, only she wishes that I didn’t use so much of the old pink fish. In fact, she’s asked me to try cutting the waggly guy out of the equation entirely! That’s right: she wants it
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What your favourite fanfic pairing says about you
+ super helpful dating advice
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Do I have to call sex “making love”?
Dear Saucy Suzy, I like to pork it. I can do the nasty as well as the next guy, don’t you worry. Oh yeah, I can get reallllll sticky. That’s not the problem. The problem is that my girlfriend only likes it when I call sex “making love.” But the thing is…I just don’t look
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How Deleting TikTok Has Made Me a Better Lover
This January 3, 2022, I did one of the hardest things anybody could do: I ended a two-year long relationship. It was a mutual break up (that’s what they always say, isn’t it?)—it was just better this way. But as any lover will tell you, all the platitudes in the world cannot assuage the pain
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UNTWISTED: A Twister Tell-All
We twisted the brain of one of the most celebrated street artists of this century
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