Stranded

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Okay, so you’re a rocket scientist? That don’t impress me much…

Dear Saucy Suzy,  I’m in love with a cowboy. He’s tall, sleeps in his spurs, and purrs like a kitty cat whenever I buck like a wild bull. We play this game where we go to crowded public places and I charge at him until he catches me. Everything is perfect. The only problem is:

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Let me tell you a little story about a man named Bret