Stranded

Where can I find my Apple ID? What ever happened to Feist? What’s wrong with my pants? How can I put this on a CD? What’s that Amy Winehouse song that I really like? Did you delete my Waterfront Cities of the World recording? What do you think of me getting your mom a robe for Christmas? Did […]

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January 1st, 2017: I developed an affinity for the colour green. January 2nd, 2017: My IBS symptoms have improved. January 4th, 2017: I have to offer up a human sacrifice once every fortnight. January 7th, 2017: I can only walk by the light of the moon. January 8­­­th, 2017: I hate almost everyone is who

“Lying in a crater on the surface of Neopia sits a colossal mass of rock, stretching tens of miles in every direction. Resting atop that rock is a vast, recovering city that has been home to Neopia’s faeries for as long as anyone can remember… Faerieland!” This is the description that, among other claims, makes

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Found out Aunt Karen from Michigan voted for Trump because he’s a “Christian man.” “I was watching Fox news and apparently blacks—oh sorry I was told by insert your name we can’t say that anymore, I meant AFRICAN AMERICAN peoples…” Grandpa still doesn’t understand that art school is real. The turkey was dry. Mom cried. “Yeah

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Listen up readers: Some university students do not have the privilege of living on residence devoid of any financial obligation. Some university students don’t get to have sex all the time.  Some of us have to work in retail, surrounded by managers and bosses that are mean, grumpy, and vindictive. I have discovered that the