Stranded

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Where can I find my Apple ID? What ever happened to Feist? What’s wrong with my pants? How can I put this on a CD? What’s that Amy Winehouse song that I really like? Did you delete my Waterfront Cities of the World recording? What do you think of me getting your mom a robe for Christmas? Did

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January 1st, 2017: I developed an affinity for the colour green. January 2nd, 2017: My IBS symptoms have improved. January 4th, 2017: I have to offer up a human sacrifice once every fortnight. January 7th, 2017: I can only walk by the light of the moon. January 8­­­th, 2017: I hate almost everyone is who

“Lying in a crater on the surface of Neopia sits a colossal mass of rock, stretching tens of miles in every direction. Resting atop that rock is a vast, recovering city that has been home to Neopia’s faeries for as long as anyone can remember… Faerieland!” This is the description that, among other claims, makes

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Found out Aunt Karen from Michigan voted for Trump because he’s a “Christian man.” “I was watching Fox news and apparently blacks—oh sorry I was told by insert your name we can’t say that anymore, I meant AFRICAN AMERICAN peoples…” Grandpa still doesn’t understand that art school is real. The turkey was dry. Mom cried. “Yeah