Stranded

Can I BUNZ the office couches now that I’m in charge?

You know those jokes that have been repeated so many times that you just kind of have to accept them for what they are, even though they aren’t good? Yeah, we should stop doing that! I’m pretty sure that the following jokes should actually be illegal! 1) When someone gets their driver’s licence and someone

Reports say she “hopes you understand that she has Freedom of Expression”

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Where can I find my Apple ID? What ever happened to Feist? What’s wrong with my pants? How can I put this on a CD? What’s that Amy Winehouse song that I really like? Did you delete my Waterfront Cities of the World recording? What do you think of me getting your mom a robe for Christmas? Did

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