From the perspective of a dude who interrupted me and my friends at a bar Illustration by Lynn Hong You know, I just don’t get excited about music anymore. It seems like More Life is the only album that will really matter for the next two to three weeks, right? Everyone’s talking about it day and […]
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Is anyone really that surprised? TORONTO – Local white guy, Robert John Anderson, has decided to pursue a Master of Arts degree in the field of Classics, a discipline devoted to reading the writings and ramblings of bigoted, imperialist white guys who have been dead for two thousand years, at the University of Toronto. In a move that surprised absolutely no
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TORONTO—A report released this week capped off a Dean’s office investigation of allegations against the student union surrounding the wire-tapping of Victoria College students. The report addresses allegations against the student government, specifically their consideration of using the UofT Astronomy department’s observatory as a surveillance device. This would allow them to tap into student’s phones in order to insert subliminal messages promoting VUSAC-sanctioned events. A source on
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[et_pb_section admin_label=”section”][et_pb_row admin_label=”row”][et_pb_column type=”4_4″][et_pb_text admin_label=”Text” background_layout=”light” text_orientation=”left” use_border_color=”off” border_color=”#ffffff” border_style=”solid”] peers hate him Reportedly, on March 29th, 2017, a student removed his pair of Blundstones in the EJ Pratt Library. Those around him served dirty looks. The student, who will remain unnamed, is double majoring in Economics and Political Science and believes he “deserves a break.” The student claims “nobody said anything
Student removes shoes in the library Read More »
[et_pb_section admin_label=”section”][et_pb_row admin_label=”row”][et_pb_column type=”4_4″][et_pb_text admin_label=”Text” background_layout=”light” text_orientation=”left” use_border_color=”off” border_color=”#ffffff” border_style=”solid”] The latest findings from the International Mothers Conference will shock you Mother’s Day isn’t for another couple of months, but moms worldwide were busy this past weekend as they congregated in Toronto for the annual International Mothers Conference (ICM). The weekend was packed full of presentations and keynote
Sleeping with wet hair causes lifelong migraines Read More »
Can I BUNZ the office couches now that I’m in charge?
Real “I Know How To Use InDesign Now” hours Read More »
You know those jokes that have been repeated so many times that you just kind of have to accept them for what they are, even though they aren’t good? Yeah, we should stop doing that! I’m pretty sure that the following jokes should actually be illegal! 1) When someone gets their driver’s licence and someone
Overused jokes you should never use again—like ever! Please stop. Read More »
Reports say she “hopes you understand that she has Freedom of Expression”
Insensitive white person lashes out about being called “racist” Read More »
The answer to each clue is “aloera”
Every word is areola spelled backwards Read More »
[et_pb_section admin_label=”section”][et_pb_row admin_label=”row”][et_pb_column type=”4_4″][et_pb_text admin_label=”Text” background_layout=”light” text_orientation=”left” use_border_color=”off” border_color=”#ffffff” border_style=”solid”] I would like to have your job—whether you like it or not! Please and thank you. Hey 40-year olds with jobs, one question: how’d you get that job? Now that I’m graduating, I just want you to know that I’m coming for ya. I’m bright-eyed and
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