Stranded

We asked these first-year students what they have in their dorm rooms

First-year students everywhere are moving into their dorm rooms, meeting their new roommates, and pretending they have a cool relationship with their parents by ordering them to set down the mini-fridge in that specific corner. We take a brief moment from a few of these newcomers’ days to ask them how they have prepared for […]

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Heartwarming: When This Straight-A Student Couldn’t Afford to go to University, President Will Robbins Came to His House and Gave Him A Forty-Five Minute Sponge-Bath Instead

While many complain that the Victoria College administration is out of touch with the student body, President Will Robbins is anything but. That’s why he filled his special bucket with suds and spent almost an hour soaping up honour-student Jeremy Yang. And if you can believe it, the story gets even better; he did it

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Another white guy decides to study Classics

Is anyone really that surprised? TORONTO – Local white guy, Robert John Anderson, has decided to pursue a Master of Arts degree in the field of Classics, a discipline devoted to reading the writings and ramblings of bigoted, imperialist white guys who have been dead for two thousand years, at the University of Toronto. In a move that surprised absolutely no

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VUSAC to use UofT observatory as surveillance device, to “make” students care

TORONTO—A report released this week capped off a Dean’s office investigation of allegations against the student union surrounding the wire-tapping of Victoria College students. The report addresses allegations against the student government, specifically their consideration of using the UofT Astronomy department’s observatory as a surveillance device. This would allow them to tap into student’s phones in order to insert subliminal messages promoting VUSAC-sanctioned events.   A source on

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