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ANTI-FA This stands for anti-fascist and it means Twitter thinks I don’t like fascists and my self-analysis here is that Twitter is correct and I don’t like fascists.  Aaron Donald I had to Google who this person is. He’s a football player. Twitter thinks I am interested in him. Self-analysis: maybe I’m insecure about my masculinity and read […]

“Today Was a Fairytale”: Coffee milk tea, no tapioca, no ice.  You need the caffeine to wake up from this dream you’re living in. Life isn’t that magical, which anyone who has tried coffee milk tea would agree. That shit is nasty.  “New Year’s Day”: Brown sugar milk tea, tapioca, half sugar, less ice.  This drink is a glistening morning after: it looks pretty and

Wow. Time flies, doesn’t it? That’s a rhetorical question. Time can’t fly. It’s not a physical object. Well, at least not in our dimension. Hi, I’m Angela Merkel—just kidding—I’m Max Nisbeth, the Stranded Editor. Every year I make a New Year’s resolution because, like you, I’m susceptible to social conformity and the desire to fail at personal objectives. My resolution last

It’s that time of year again…

I would have finally made it…

What wikiHow won’t tell you…

Move over Flat Stanley, there’s a new sheriff in town

Let’s face it, you’ve been having the same Christmas holiday for years. The magic is gone. The dinners and the gifts are becoming routine, and now you find yourself “planning” your holiday instead of just “doing it”. Here are five tips to reform your Christmas life to the glory it once was.  Date nights  When did Christmas become

1 Jeff versus Everyone   THIRTY EIGHT SEASONS we’ve watched as Jeff Probst, executive producer of Survivor, watched from the sidelines, biding his time. Now, finally, he will be unleashed like a Tom Jones playlist on a jukebox and wreak havoc! This season, Jeff will be on the hunt. The contestants will arrive as one group, confused and unaware