Date The Strand
The Strand is lonely this Valentine’s Day and we want you. Some of us are employees at this godforsaken newspaper just to get a date. If you too are missing out on love this February 14, then check out our cute, sexy, and thrilling masthead below.We are now accepting applications at our office. Seriously. Call us. Come to our office hours with roses, teddy bears, and other commercialized symbols of your affection.