It’s easier than you think!
Prep time: approximately eight.
What you’ll need:
- Six pounds of butter (boneless)
- One pair of dentures, still warm
- High self-esteem
Steps:
- Count the butter.
- Carefully place the butter in a dishwasher-safe bowl.
- Don’t let the baby touch the butter! (This is KEY)
- Wet the butter until moist. This should take two to three.
- Scalpel.
- Don’t forget to breathe; you’re doing great.
- Oh fuck, youlet the baby touch the butter! Now we have to start all over again.
- I’m just kidding, the baby is safe and sound asleep. Everything is fine.
- Add walnuts for taste. (Optional)
- Serve.
Pro tip: be sure to count the butter precisely, or else the recipe won’t work.
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