Creativity is the key to evolution
This is a short list of a few ways you can unlock the full potential of your teeth! That is, if you have any. Open your mouth and usher in a whole new world of techniques and skills you can master using the body’s most incredible tool; our teeth. Get those incisors, canines, and molars ready! Here we go:
- Coffee Grinder: if you’re ever in a pinch and you have whole coffee beans, but no grinder, and just your teeth on hand, then I have a solution for you! Select your favourite roast, place a handful of beans in your mouth, and chew away! To make instant coffee, pour scalding hot water directly in your mouth and swish, swish, swish! Now you have your caffeine fix for the day.
- Toenail Clipper: this largely depends on your flexibility. But, if you can get your foot to your mouth, you can definitely use your teeth as a built-in nail clipper!
- Paper Shredder: have any important documents laying around but no way to securely get rid of them? You know the drill. Shred away, baby! Tear tiny pieces of paper off with your built-in shredders and spit furiously into a nearby garbage and/or roaring fire.
- Smoothie Maker: Teeth are the original blender. Just don’t swallow right away! Gargle for extra flavour.
- Light Penis Massager: approach as if eating a hot dog sideways. Use teeth in a gentle chomping motion.
These are just a few of the ways you can use your teeth in new and quirky ways! Enjoy!!!
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