Top 10 Comfort Foods of All Time:
- Dipping popcorn in ketchup
- Spreading ketchup on pizza
- Squirting ketchup on pasta
- Taking a bite out of a raw tomato, sprinkling salt on top, and then eating the rest slowly
- Iranian ketchup bottles that are shaped like an adorable bear!!!! *refer to photo* (k wait I just realized that makes absolutely no sense cuz like… bears don’t eat ketchup…? ok ok dw: my theory is that the market first started off with honey containers shaped like bears, and since those do well in sales, a smartass on the design team came up with applying the exact same technique to ketchup bottles (?) (but wow… it did work… like, no one questions it…)) *
- Juicy tomatoes on pizza that give the crust a perfect ratio of sogginess to crunchiness to fluffiness
- Ketchup on its own when there’s nothing else left to eat and you want to remind yourself of your sweet, sweet childhood of sucking on a Heinz ketchup packet while tricycling in a park in Iran and then being shamed for it from a random stranger but ending up just tricycling back to your mommy & not quitting the habit for a second until you entered elementary school
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