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TORONTO – Boo! Sorry, did I scare you? It’s officially COCKtober! And you know what that means. It’s dick sucking awareness month! So put your costumes on and go door to door begging for that good good! 🎃🍆🎃
Here are some ways you can get spooky: get 👊 fisted👊 by a skeleton, shove candy corn 🍭🌽 in your pussy, and of course suck some Dracula dick! 💦💦💦 DICK OR TREAT!
It is absolutely imperative that you show this to twelve spooky sluts to show that you’re ready to get some chocolate covered dick🍫🍆🍫. If you get seven back, you’re a slutty witch bitch, but if you get 🔟back you’re the spookiest slut on the block! However, if you don’t show this to twelve other thots, you will get NO DICK 🙅🏼👋🏽🍆🚫 this Hallowe’en 😩😩😩😩
In other news, SLUT-O-WEEN 🎃💁 is also upon us! If you’re reading this article, you are queen of the thots 👸! Show this to seven of the thOtTiEsT thots that you know and you will get some 👌💦💦 soon. However, if you don’t, be prepared for 69 days of bad luck. 😩 😩