Freebie Prank Ideas

The worst thing going on with the world today is the dearth of pranksters. We have resolved to help put pranking back on the menu. Check out our list of pranks below, and remember to live every day like it’s April Fools Day—get CRANKING on the PRANKING!

The Babysitter’s Flub 

This prank on an au-pair is oh-so-AWESOME!:

Step 1. Be without a baby.

Step 2. Hire a SUPER HOT babysitter! 

Step 3. When she shows up, reveal there is no baby for her to take care of!

This prank will have her saying, “Oh BABY—what a crazy b*tch!”

Prankin’ Au Naturel

The NAKED truth about this prank is that it is so funny it should be ILLEGAL:

Step 1. Paint your clothes to look like your nude body.

Step 2. Go to a public place.

Step 3. When a cop comes to book you for public indecency, say “ah-ah-ah—these are my CLOTHES!”

This will have them saying: “I’ve heard of a birthday suit, but never a birthday shirt, pants, socks, and underwear!!!”

Elmer’s Folly

STICK to this prank’s simple steps and a chuckle is guaranteed… and you might just score some moola in the process:

Step 1. Hire a man. A large mouth is preferred.

Step 2. Have him fill his mouth with glue and find a good hiding spot. 

Step 3. Find a friend. (This is harder than it looks!) 

Step 4. When you are out with your friend, say to them “I bet you a hundred dollars that the next man we see will have a mouth full of glue.” Your friend will be sure to take you up on this offer (what a chump!). 

Step 5. Have your man come out of the hiding spot… and open his mouth!

The look on their face will SEAL the DEAL!

The Jokester’s Jackpot

The MAX number of laughs this lottery themed prank could give you? About 649! You’ll be begging for an ENCORE!:

Step 1. Change your name to Charity. 

Step 2. Win the lottery. 

Step 3. When they ask you if you want cash or cheque, say, “I’d like it made out to charity.” They will then say, “Oh that’s so generous of you, Mr… What’s your name?” To which you must reply, “Uh, Charity!” 

The look on their faces will be RICH! But not as rich as you, rockstar!

No Biggie 

This LEVIATHAN of a prank is sure to give you RIDE WARRIORS out there a BEHEMOTH of a laugh:

Step 1. Be small. 

Step 2. Wear stilts. 

Step 3. Go to Canada’s Wonderland and get on a ride you are usually too short for. 

The look on the ride attendant’s face as you hurtle off the roller coaster you are too small to be on will be ASTONISHING!