Fifth Harmony vs. Little Mix

A very serious debate

Here’s why Fifth Harmony rules and other knock-off girl groups (like Little Mix) drool.

Fifth Harmony is an exquisite, multi-faceted, and beautiful girl group who formed during season two of the X Factor. Despite what some may say, I believe that the girls of Fifth Harmony are the current and forever reigning queens of pop music and I challenge anyone to rebut it. My office hours are Wednesdays 12-2 PM in the Goldring Student Centre.

1. They lost a member but kept going. They’ve overcome so much!
2. They were originally called the Lylas (an acronym for “Love You Like A Sister”) but that name was already taken by FOUR of Bruno Mars’ sisters! Clearly, they are ON TREND and know what the kids are thinking!
3. Normani Kordei is really pretty.
4. Their song “Work From Home” is a modern masterpiece. Their urging to their partners to “work from home” is clearly an anarchist call to arms. They want all of us to quit our jobs and free ourselves from the shackles of capitalism.

Here’s why I have complete respect for Fifth Harmony and the work that they do, but I still prefer Little Mix.

Work From Home is a fantastic song. The girls from Fifth Harmony are all talented performers and feminist icons. I cannot argue with that. However, there is another girl group that will always reign supreme in my heart.

1. Little Mix was formed in 2011. Fifth Harmony was formed in 2012. So sorry, which one of them is the knock-off again?
2. Fifth Harmony formed during the X-Factor. Little Mix won the X-Factor.
3. Perrie Edwards is very pretty.
4. None of the members of Little Mix want to quit.
5. Jesy, Leigh-Anne, Perrie, and Jade actually wrote their hit song “Shout Out to My Ex,” while Normani, Ally, Lauren, Camilla, and Dinah didn’t put any work into their hit song, be it from home or the studio.

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