Yeah, you heard me
Planning a dinner party? You can never go wrong with a classic dick recipe. Everything is better with cock—especially when it’s maple-glazed cock. Here’s a helpful little recipe for eating my dick!
Ingredients
1 dick (mine)
2 cups of suck my butt
1 large your mom
3 teaspoons of go fuck yourself in your ugly face you cum dumpster
1 sprinkle of literally no one gives a FUCK
1 sprinkle of literally no one would care if you died
Directions
- The last time I was at your house I rubbed your toothbrush in my asscrack.
- Your friends don’t really like you they just feel obligated to spend time with you.
- Your ex’s new boyfriend is way hotter than you and has a bigger cock and is better at sex.
- Your grandpa faked his own death to avoid spending time with you.
- Eat. My. Dick.
Serves: you.
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