Leo: We should start an organization that makes sure every animal alive has a name.
Virgo: They should have asked my permission before inventing black holes. That shit is fucked up and I’m not okay with it, space!
Libra: It’s definitely possible for me to try every fruit that exists before I die.
Scorpio: Netflix’s BoJack Horseman follows the same theory of “doubles” found in Dostoevsky’s Crime & Punishment, as elaborated on by Maurice Beebe in his paper “The Three Motives of Raskolnikov: A Reinterpretation of Crime and Punishment.” He notes how Dostoevsky “often gives his characters several alter egos or doubles, each projecting one of the extremes of the [main character’s] personality.” Is this not the same with Bojack’s relationships with Diane, Mr. Peanutbutter, Princess Carolyn, Todd, and even Hollyhock? Is Sarah Lynn not eerily similar to Crime and Punishment’s Sonia? Is BoJack himself not exhibiting the same refusal to admit culpability that leads him to blame his actions on the society that made him, which we see in Raskolnikov?
Sagittarius: I wonder if Franz Kafka has ever seen a bug?
Capricorn: If we just tested less people, there would be less coronavirus cases! *
Aquarius: Would it be better or worse if instead of using neurotransmitters, the different parts of our bodies communicated with each other in a language that we could understand and could always hear in our heads?
Pisces: They should have contacted me before inventing white holes (opposite of black holes, SHOOTS STUFF OUT??? Look it up).
Aries: The pigeon that keeps coming to sit at my window is doing it because he wants to support me and my endeavors, not because it’s where all the hot air that our AC pumps out goes and he wants his little butt to be warm.
Taurus: Maybe if we start saying that the brain is an app, people will use it! **
Gemini: There should be more birds.
Cancer: Capitalism is a GREAT economic system that is definitely working right now! ***
* Upon further reflection, this thought was had by Donald J Tr*mp, not me.
** Upon further reflection, this thought came from an image titled “5 Hrs HAHAHA 5 9 to 5 Thoughts, June 22” that I found when I Google Imaged “dumb thoughts.”
*** Lol imagine if I thought that! Lol!!!!
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