Broken water always meant more babies, right?It’s stalling and we’re nowhere near…Jesus Christ, there’s no time for this on the freeway.The fathers of some really lucky sons watch fountains spill over as good book people congregate.It’s the tortoise and the bulldog crashing together.And it’s the longest shot on the smallest plain where they see any […]
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The man, the myth, the legend: The Peepeepoopoo Man It was five years ago, but I remember it like it was yesterday. I was just a little baby undergrad—a 21-year-old child, really—and little did I know, I was about to get sucked into a whirlwind of shit. I was working as a TA for MAT137,
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For most people in North America, polio is a distant memory – for Gazans, it is a part of their reality From the Canadian and North American perspective, the polio disease is generally regarded as a thing of the past. The three continental North American countries – Canada, the United States, and Mexico – have
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It didn’t die with millennial flannel in Brooklyn: thrifting has been gentrified all over by us Thrifting is here with a vengeance As much as I’d like to blame Macklemore’s “Thrift Shop” for the price of secondhand clothes, I know that it’s not really Macklemore’s fault. The song’s release in 2012 was a couple of
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The abridged history of the Northrop Frye McDonald’s Alumni who attended the school before 2019 will remember well the convenience and deliciousness associated with the Northrop Frye McDonald’s. Sequestered in the basement of the concrete building, the beloved fast food joint was a cornerstone of the Vic community, doing a roaring trade with students and
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Queen Victoria died at the turn of the twentieth century. A hundred years later, the remnants of British colonialism still pervade the University of Toronto and Canada at large If you’ve ever eaten in Burwash Hall, Vic’s colossal dining room, you might have taken notice of the large flag at the front of the room.
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Fourteen years from present day marks a monumental shift Upon which Arnold Schwarzenegger carved a neat and tidy rift Cutting with a statesman’s pen instead of Conan’s sword Kingship movies were past for him, as he was now the governor Yes, indeed, the left coast elected a right-wing Austrian Ousting a
The Governator’s Revenge: The Only Acrostic Worth Reading Read More »
Worker found to blame and not the (very well-behaved) Eldritch Monster
Cause for low exam marks (& Lake of Blood) determined! Read More »
The book inspired Manson, hopefully the article will inspire you!
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