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Oh to be Lumpy Yogurt on a Bright Winter Day

By Lexicona / March 25, 2023

Illustration | Jennifer Fong Li Lumpy yogurt, oh so sour Winter’s chill, we must endure In the recycling bin, a […]

Cartoon in lighthearted style with the following words. Rion: This is the last editorial, thank God. I'm so ready to be done. Janna: Yeah, for real. Janna: Mayb we can say something like, "We- Cat: MEOW! (translate: "and CUT!" Cat: Meow meooow meoww meeow meoww Translation: You won't be able to be reel enough for this issue, I'm afraid. Two canes pull away the cartoonish Janna and Rion. The cat, now with a crown, takes over The Strand. The drawings are all super cute.

Features, Volume 65, Volume 65 Issue 12/Jokes Issue

A Jokes Comic

By Shelley Yao / March 25, 2023

Illustration of a small pile of chicken bones

Features, Volume 65, Volume 65 Issue 12/Jokes Issue

Dean of Shmoooodents Kenneth Palace forces vegan students to eat chicken nuggets during mental health crises

By Dean’s Office Oversight Division (DOOD) / March 25, 2023

‘Chickening’ practices revealed in DOOD report

Altered illustration of VUSAC crest that says SOOSAC instead of VUSAC

Features, Volume 65, Volume 65 Issue 12/Jokes Issue

Jubilation and dismay as Vic reckons with the end of SOOSAC

By The student body / March 25, 2023

Real student testimony, even realer president

Cartoon of cat wearing regal robes and holding staff with golden fish at head, in front of crying cartoon versions of the co-EICs

Editorial, Volume 65, Volume 65 Issue 12/Jokes Issue

BREAKING: Vol. 65 EICs removed & replaced

By Janna Abbas and Rion Levy / March 25, 2023

“They weren’t real enough.”

News and Politics, Volume 65, Volume 65 Issue 12/Jokes Issue

Satire: UofT student protests to free Andrew Tate from prison

By Shivanshi Dhuria / March 25, 2023

The past two and a half months have been a tragic time for 20-year-old males across the world—including this engineering student whose only goal is to free his hero from jail

News and Politics, Volume 65, Volume 65 Issue 12/Jokes Issue

Satire: Government spy pigeons go on strike

By Max Lees / March 25, 2023

Toronto’s winged rats unionise, demand better working conditions

Illustration of dish of spaghetti on plate

News and Politics, Volume 65, Volume 65 Issue 12/Jokes Issue

Satire: The anti-pasta antipasto

By Devarya Singhania / March 25, 2023

Spaghetti and lasagne declared ‘not pasta’ at UofT

News and Politics, Volume 65, Volume 65 Issue 12/Jokes Issue

Satire: VUSAC election results

By Kate Haberl / March 25, 2023

Results are in, and the new council is definitely going to shake things up at Victoria College

Illustration of various fashion magazines spread out

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America’s sex symbol is a tortured woman

By / March 24, 2023

America’s sex symbol is a tortured woman words by Kalliopé Anvar McCallillustration by Shelley Yao To ‘cure’ me after my