- January 1st, 2017: I developed an affinity for the colour green.
- January 2nd, 2017: My IBS symptoms have improved.
- January 4th, 2017: I have to offer up a human sacrifice once every fortnight.
- January 7th, 2017: I can only walk by the light of the moon.
- January 8th, 2017: I hate almost everyone is who isn’t a vegan—and also most people who are.
- January 9th, 2017: Better skin.
- January 11th, 2017: Lost all my fingernails but grew new and better ones (a perk).
- January 12th, 2017: I am not able to eat unless I tweet about it.
- January 13th, 2017: I ignore all current events that aren’t directly related to animal rights, soy, beans, or bees.
- January 15th, 2017: Because of this, I do not know who won the election(s), what year it is, or even what country I am in.
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In other words, nothing positive has come from you being vegan. Think that through a little.
https://authoritynutrition.com/top-5-reasons-why-vegan-diets-are-a-terrible-idea/
http://www.berkeley.edu/news/media/releases/99legacy/6-14-1999a.html
http://www.foxnews.com/story/2008/09/15/vegetable-only-diet-ups-risk-for-brain-shrinkage.html
http://www.womenshealthmag.com/food/side-effects-of-vegetarianism
http://www.msn.com/en-us/foodanddrink/foodculture/new-study-argues-vegetarianism-isn%E2%80%99t-as-earth-friendly-as-people-think/ar-BBnDwkT?li=BBnb7Kw&ocid=iehp
http://www.science20.com/news_articles/vegetarians_found_to_have_more_cancer_allergies_and_mental_health_disorders-133332
https://munchies.vice.com/articles/new-research-says-vegetarian-diets-could-actually-be-worse-for-the-planet
http://www.molonlabemedia.com/2016/04/29/vegetarians-unhealthy-mentally-disturbed/
http://www.refinery29.com/2016/04/108536/vegetarian-diet-changing-genetic-mutation-study
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-3515293/Vegetarian-diet-raises-risk-heart-disease-cancer.html
http://cheflynda.com/2015/10/dangers-of-vegan-vegetarian-diets/
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/health/687996.stm
http://highsteaks.com/homo-carnivorus-what-we-are-designed-to-eat-barry-groves/
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