- Found out Aunt Karen from Michigan voted for Trump because he’s a “Christian man.”
- “I was watching Fox news and apparently blacks—oh sorry I was told by insert your name we can’t say that anymore, I meant AFRICAN AMERICAN peoples…”
- Grandpa still doesn’t understand that art school is real.
- The turkey was dry.
- Mom cried.
- “Yeah Trump is bad, but he’s not as bad as Trudeau, at least he’s giving jobs to Americans and not newcomers.”
- Nobody understands neoliberalism and its implications, and the attempt to explain it was poorly received.
- You were called a “feminazi” by virtually all of your male cousins.