Another white guy decides to study Classics

Is anyone really that surprised? TORONTO – Local white guy, Robert John Anderson, has decided to pursue a Master of Arts degree in the field of Classics, a discipline devoted to reading the writings and ramblings of bigoted, imperialist white guys who have been dead for two thousand years, at the University of Toronto. In a move that surprised absolutely no one, the outgoing President of the same school’s undergraduate Classics Students’ Union announced his academic intentions for Fall 2017 in a speech that really highlighted how he didn’t surprise himself by choosing to go into a field he had been actively interested for nearly...

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