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What your favourite fanfic pairing says about you

+ super helpful dating advice
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Do I have to call sex “making love”?

Dear Saucy Suzy, I like to pork it. I can do the nasty as well as the next guy, don’t you worry. Oh yeah, I can get reallllll sticky. That’s not the problem. The problem is that my girlfriend only likes it when I call sex “making love.” But the ...
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How Deleting TikTok Has Made Me a Better Lover

This January 3, 2022, I did one of the hardest things anybody could do: I ended a two-year long relationship. It was a mutual break up (that’s what they always say, isn’t it?)—it was just better this way. But as any lover will tell you, all the platitudes in the ...
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Hopes and dreams

Please, for the love of god, help me find them.
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What Elle Woods taught me about applying to grad school

What, like it’s hard?
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UNTWISTED: A Twister Tell-All

We twisted the brain of one of the most celebrated street artists of this century
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Ask Saucy Suzy: How do you tell your best friend that she smells?

Dear Saucy Suzy,  My best friend Bianca smells like fruit. Well, more like fruit that rotted, was eaten by a pig, digested, and released out the other end. The point is, she doesn’t smell like a Bath & Body Works Sunshine Mimosa. When I tried to tell her that she ...
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Ask Saucy Suzy: How do you get past farting during sex?

Dear Saucy Suzy, This feels really embarrassing, but I’m just gonna come out and say it. How do you get past farting during sex? My boyfriend was on top of me when I accidentally let one rip. I didn’t even think my anal flower could relax enough in front of ...
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What your comfort hate-watch says about you

Don’t worry, we’re only judging you because it’s our job

Sarcasm: It Always Translates Super Well

No surprises there!