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Dear Saucy Suzy,  Have you ever kissed without tongue? My girlfriend told me that she loves the way I kiss, only she wishes that I didn’t use so much of the old pink fish. In fact, she’s asked me to try cutting the waggly guy out of the equation entirely! ...

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Dear Saucy Suzy, I like to pork it. I can do the nasty as well as the next guy, don’t you worry. Oh yeah, I can get reallllll sticky. That’s not the problem. The problem is that my girlfriend only likes it when I call sex “making love.” But the ...

This January 3, 2022, I did one of the hardest things anybody could do: I ended a two-year long relationship. It was a mutual break up (that’s what they always say, isn’t it?)—it was just better this way. But as any lover will tell you, all the platitudes in the ...

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We twisted the brain of one of the most celebrated street artists of this century

Dear Saucy Suzy,  My best friend Bianca smells like fruit. Well, more like fruit that rotted, was eaten by a pig, digested, and released out the other end. The point is, she doesn’t smell like a Bath & Body Works Sunshine Mimosa. When I tried to tell her that she ...