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A quiz determining what kind of robot you are What is your ROBOT NAME? What's your drink of choice? A) Glass of warm milk B) Battery acid C) Smoothie D) Hemp milk latte Which song best describes your life? A) "Hush Little Baby" B) "I Am Not a Robot" by MARINA C) Whatever Spotify recommends! D) You probably wouldn't know it. It's super niche. What's one thing you can't leave the house without? A) A bag of snacks. • B) My sunscreen. C) My 12-in-1 Swiss army knife. D) My sketchbook. People would describe you as: A) Baby. B) Human. C) Multifaceted. D) Visionary. What's your dream date? A) Napping. B) Surfing. C) Sightseeing. D) Art gallery. If you were an animal, you'd be: A) A guinea pig. B) A bug. C) A chameleon. D) A Persian cat.

What is your robot name?

Faith Wershba January 24, 2023
Bar Graph of Madness, Hotness, and Combined points earned by six scientists. Hermann Joseph Muller has 4 Madness points and 7 Hotness pointsfor a total of 11. Dr. Frank N. Furter has 9 Madness and 10 Hotness for a total of 19. Victor Frankenstein has 8 Madness and 6 Hotness for a total of 14. Dr. Jekyll has 9 Madness and 2 Hotness for a total of 11. Doctor Carmilla has 8 Madness and 9 Hotness for a total of 17. Willy Wonka has 10 Madness and 5 Hotness for a total of 15.

Hot mad scientists rated by me, a hot mad scientist

Kieran Guimond November 29, 2022
Proven by science!
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BeYou, BeBeautiful, BeReal

Celena Ho November 29, 2022
Being real in the best and worst of times
A person sitting at a desk and clutching their head while looking at a laptop

Cinema studies student faces grueling schedule

Audrey Lai November 29, 2022
‘I have three movies to watch by 11:59’

Mama, I’m in love with a criminal

Isha Rizwan November 29, 2022
A good girl’s guide to being a SINfluencer
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Four UofT-themed costume ideas for Halloween

Audrey Lai October 25, 2022
Witches. Zombies. Skeletons. Ghosts. Traditional Halloween costumes are simply not relatable, nor scary, to the average UofT student. (Except for ghosts—as a Trinity College student, I am all too familiar with ghosts. I don’t want to talk about it). Ditch the boring stuff and opt for some costumes that will ...
Email from an anonymous sender. The text reads, "Ok what if we have a big frog and get everyone to eat it????"

HELP WANTED: what does this mean?

Faith Wershba October 24, 2022
Pls I am genuinely scared
A person surrounded by colorful depictions of clocks, paperwork, and responsibilities

Same person, brand new demons!

Soup October 24, 2022
Growing up was the easy part.
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The subtle art of self-care after a day of hard work

Adriana Goraieb October 24, 2022
How to treat yourself after studying for *ahem* two full minutes
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Halloween candies, ranked

Isha Rizwan October 24, 2022
Halloween: the time for binging every horror movie known to mankind, dressing up in spooky costumes, and carving pumpkins. These are everyone’s spooky season highlights, right? WRONG! For me, it’s all about the candy—and I will never feel guilty about eating delectable sweets. I have strong opinions on where each ...