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An Interview with Jon Favreau
September 8th, 2020—Longtime Stranded Contributor Wilfred Moeschter lands an exclusive interview with the infamous Disney director Jon Favreau discussing his latest live action reboot: Finding Nemo. Take a look at what the director had to say about his actors, eating with his actors, eating his actors, and his new take ...
Campus Group Wages War on Political Correctness
ST. GEORGE CAMPUS – Following the success of the UofT Free Speech Rally last Tuesday, organizers are looking forward to their upcoming schedule of events attacking political correctness throughout the year. In November, the confident group is excited to be hosting The “Let White People Use Slurs While Listening To ...
Students Wonder What Blazer-Wearing Student’s Deal Is
Students in Aristotelian Philosophy lecture this week note odd behavior of student, Andrew Nedzweski—who appeared in class wearing a grey blazer atop his usual outfit. “I just didn’t see it coming,” an anonymous contributor notes, “I usually rely on his outfits for some form of stability in my life, ...
Student Wears Blazer To Class, Immediately Has Life On Track
Andrew Nedzweski, 20, arrived at his second Aristotelian Philosophy lecture donning a dark-grey blazer over his red Bazinga! shirt, a brash move which he says he “just decided to pull” after stumbling upon the blazer at the back of his closet. “I’m in third year now,” says Nedzweski, “so I’ve really ...
Why I Alone Should Be The Next Brangelina
In Hollywood, not everyone can be rich, famous, or beautiful, or rich. Last week when Angelina Jolie, 41, filed for divorce from Brad Pitt, 52, everything seemed to change. For the past twelve years—including and in Pitt’s words “only” two years of marriage—the industry has followed the light that human ...
U of T Professor Against Gender Pronouns and Trigger Warnings Traumatized By Backlash
ST. GEORGE CAMPUS — A U of T Professor of Psychology has undergone immense backlash since Friday when he publicized his adamant reluctance to use non-binary gender pronouns via a visually bland YouTube video. On the use of non-binary gender pronouns, Dr. Jordan Peterson told the CBC, “I don’t recognize ...
BUTTPLUG WENTE: Welcome to college – and the thought police BUTTPLUG
Freshman orientation week isn’t what it used to be BUTTPLUG These days, it’s not just about learning your way around the campus BUTTPLUG It’s also about learning how to avoid giving unintentional offence BUTTPLUG Not all the answers are obvious BUTTPLUG For example, is it okay to sing along with ...
SCENE 1: Average Conversations With New Acquaintances
FADE IN: INT. NON-DISCRIPT, WHITE-DOMINATED SOCIAL CIRCLE – DAY NEW ACQUAINTANCE Where are you from? JOSHUA braces himself for the familiar conversation; JOSHUA is fro m British Columbia. NEW ACQUAINTANCE No, no, where are you ACTUALLY from? JOSHUA explains that he was born in Canada, but his parents are from Korea. ...
Frosh Hacks: Dependable Lies To Use In The Next Fifty Games of Two Truths and a Lie This Afternoon
On this edition of Frosh Hacks, Stranded has some great recommendations for your next game of Two Truths and a Lie to make you super approachable.
Ask a Magic Eight Ball Advice: Love & Sex Edition
Stranded's infamous Magic Eight Ball answers all your pressing questions about love, sex and relationships.