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Tinder art bro reportedly “a complete asshole”
Alexandra Scandolo
February 14, 2017
Local cool and hot woman left deleting phone conversations and unfollowing accounts of a man she met on the dating app because “she honestly just like, doesn’t understand what could have even happened” The teens (read: grown ass adults) have been engaging in some emotionally damaging dating tactics. It’s called ...
A day in the life of Justin Trudeau
Josie Kao
February 14, 2017
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Open call to answer the questions my dad keeps texting
Laura Siracusa
February 5, 2017
Where can I find my Apple ID? What ever happened to Feist? What’s wrong with my pants? How can I put this on a CD? What’s that Amy Winehouse song that I really like? Did you delete my Waterfront Cities of the World recording? What do you think of me getting your ...
ST(rump)I: A political poem by Lena Dunham
Aba Amuquandoh
January 31, 2017
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A Growing List of Things that are happening to me now that I’m Vegan
Kate Stoehr
January 15, 2017
January 1st, 2017: I developed an affinity for the colour green. January 2nd, 2017: My IBS symptoms have improved. January 4th, 2017: I have to offer up a human sacrifice once every fortnight. January 7th, 2017: I can only walk by the light of the moon. January 8th, 2017: I ...
NEOPETS NEWS: The White Feminists of Faerieland
Celeste Yim
January 15, 2017
“Lying in a crater on the surface of Neopia sits a colossal mass of rock, stretching tens of miles in every direction. Resting atop that rock is a vast, recovering city that has been home to Neopia’s faeries for as long as anyone can remember… Faerieland!” This is the description ...
America to CR/NCR recent election
John Richardson
January 15, 2017
Registrar’s office approval pending
67% of university students report the exact same white Christmas family dinner
Kate Stoehr
January 15, 2017
Found out Aunt Karen from Michigan voted for Trump because he’s a “Christian man.” “I was watching Fox news and apparently blacks—oh sorry I was told by insert your name we can’t say that anymore, I meant AFRICAN AMERICAN peoples…” Grandpa still doesn’t understand that art school is real. The turkey ...
Breaking news headlines round up: The 2016 American Election edition
Celeste Yim
November 21, 2016
America To Credit/Non-Credit Recent Election by John Richardson Every White Person I Talk To Turns Out To Be Slightly Racist by Celeste Yim Theatre No Longer A Safe Space For Presidents, say Donald Trump and Abraham Lincoln by Peter Gatti I No Longer Feel Safe by People ...