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ST(rump)I: A political poem by Lena Dunham
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A Growing List of Things that are happening to me now that I’m Vegan
January 1st, 2017: I developed an affinity for the colour green. January 2nd, 2017: My IBS symptoms have improved. January 4th, 2017: I have to offer up a human sacrifice once every fortnight. January 7th, 2017: I can only walk by the light of the moon. January 8th, 2017: I ...
NEOPETS NEWS: The White Feminists of Faerieland
“Lying in a crater on the surface of Neopia sits a colossal mass of rock, stretching tens of miles in every direction. Resting atop that rock is a vast, recovering city that has been home to Neopia’s faeries for as long as anyone can remember… Faerieland!” This is the description ...
America to CR/NCR recent election
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67% of university students report the exact same white Christmas family dinner
Found out Aunt Karen from Michigan voted for Trump because he’s a “Christian man.” “I was watching Fox news and apparently blacks—oh sorry I was told by insert your name we can’t say that anymore, I meant AFRICAN AMERICAN peoples…” Grandpa still doesn’t understand that art school is real. The turkey ...
Breaking news headlines round up: The 2016 American Election edition
America To Credit/Non-Credit Recent Election by John Richardson Every White Person I Talk To Turns Out To Be Slightly Racist by Celeste Yim Theatre No Longer A Safe Space For Presidents, say Donald Trump and Abraham Lincoln by Peter Gatti I No Longer Feel Safe by People ...
I broke off my engagement because he wrote in “HARAMBE” on election day
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Five easy ways to make your employer your mommy!
Listen up readers: Some university students do not have the privilege of living on residence devoid of any financial obligation. Some university students don’t get to have sex all the time. Some of us have to work in retail, surrounded by managers and bosses that are mean, grumpy, and vindictive. ...
A eulogy to Vine
The lord giveth, and the lord taketh away. There is no other way to say this: Vine is dead. What the hell are we supposed to do now? Watch America’s Funniest Home Videos clips on YouTube? Tom Bergeron is a low-rent Tim Allen, and we all know what that man ...