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Another white guy decides to study Classics

Is anyone really that surprised? TORONTO – Local white guy, Robert John Anderson, has decided to pursue a Master of Arts degree in the field of Classics, a discipline devoted to reading the writings and ramblings of bigoted, imperialist white guys who have been dead for two thousand years, at the University of Toronto. In a ...

VUSAC to use UofT observatory as surveillance device, to “make” students care

TORONTO—A report released this week capped off a Dean’s office investigation of allegations against the student union surrounding the wire-tapping of Victoria College students. The report addresses allegations against the student government, specifically their consideration of using the UofT Astronomy department’s observatory as a surveillance device. This would allow them to tap into student’s phones in order to insert subliminal messages promoting ...

Student removes shoes in the library

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Sleeping with wet hair causes lifelong migraines

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Real “I Know How To Use InDesign Now” hours

Can I BUNZ the office couches now that I'm in charge?

Overused jokes you should never use again—like ever! Please stop.

You know those jokes that have been repeated so many times that you just kind of have to accept them for what they are, even though they aren’t good? Yeah, we should stop doing that! I’m pretty sure that the following jokes should actually be illegal! 1) When someone gets ...

Insensitive white person lashes out about being called “racist”

Reports say she "hopes you understand that she has Freedom of Expression"

Every word is areola spelled backwards

The answer to each clue is "aloera"

An open letter to 40-year-olds with jobs

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What I see on Tinder vs. what I choose to see

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