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Sleeping with wet hair causes lifelong migraines
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Real “I Know How To Use InDesign Now” hours
Can I BUNZ the office couches now that I'm in charge?
Overused jokes you should never use again—like ever! Please stop.
You know those jokes that have been repeated so many times that you just kind of have to accept them for what they are, even though they aren’t good? Yeah, we should stop doing that! I’m pretty sure that the following jokes should actually be illegal! 1) When someone gets ...
Insensitive white person lashes out about being called “racist”
Reports say she "hopes you understand that she has Freedom of Expression"
Every word is areola spelled backwards
The answer to each clue is "aloera"
An open letter to 40-year-olds with jobs
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What I see on Tinder vs. what I choose to see
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Tinder art bro reportedly “a complete asshole”
Local cool and hot woman left deleting phone conversations and unfollowing accounts of a man she met on the dating app because “she honestly just like, doesn’t understand what could have even happened” The teens (read: grown ass adults) have been engaging in some emotionally damaging dating tactics. It’s called ...
A day in the life of Justin Trudeau
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Open call to answer the questions my dad keeps texting
Where can I find my Apple ID? What ever happened to Feist? What’s wrong with my pants? How can I put this on a CD? What’s that Amy Winehouse song that I really like? Did you delete my Waterfront Cities of the World recording? What do you think of me getting your ...