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Heartwarming: When This Straight-A Student Couldn’t Afford to go to University, President Will Robbins Came to His House and Gave Him A Forty-Five Minute Sponge-Bath Instead
While many complain that the Victoria College administration is out of touch with the student body, President Will Robbins is anything but. That’s why he filled his special bucket with suds and spent almost an hour soaping up honour-student Jeremy Yang. And if you can believe it, the story gets ...
LOL—These Vic Students Are SOOO Funny!
Vic students really know how to tickle our funny bones Sam Farooqi Sang “All Star” at an open mic! Daniel Chang Signed up to sing “All Star” and almost did! Stu Norbert Asked a guy with a guitar to play “Wenderwall.”
The dos and don’ts of first year
A visual guide First year is a hectic time for everyone. Moving to a new city, meeting tons of new people, and adjusting to a new academic environment can be overwhelming. As someone who did “aight” for herself in first year, it’s time for me to impart my very, ...
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Trojan victory!
Mysterious giant rubber duck trophy appears before city of Troy
Hypercritical review of Drake’s More Life
From the perspective of a dude who interrupted me and my friends at a bar Illustration by Lynn Hong You know, I just don’t get excited about music anymore. It seems like More Life is the only album that will really matter for the next two to three weeks, right? Everyone’s ...
Another white guy decides to study Classics
Is anyone really that surprised? TORONTO – Local white guy, Robert John Anderson, has decided to pursue a Master of Arts degree in the field of Classics, a discipline devoted to reading the writings and ramblings of bigoted, imperialist white guys who have been dead for two thousand years, at the University of Toronto. In a ...
VUSAC to use UofT observatory as surveillance device, to “make” students care
TORONTO—A report released this week capped off a Dean’s office investigation of allegations against the student union surrounding the wire-tapping of Victoria College students. The report addresses allegations against the student government, specifically their consideration of using the UofT Astronomy department’s observatory as a surveillance device. This would allow them to tap into student’s phones in order to insert subliminal messages promoting ...
Student removes shoes in the library
[et_pb_section admin_label=”section”][et_pb_row admin_label=”row”][et_pb_column type=”4_4″][et_pb_text admin_label=”Text” background_layout=”light” text_orientation=”left” use_border_color=”off” border_color=”#ffffff” border_style=”solid”] peers hate him Reportedly, on March 29th, 2017, a student removed his pair of Blundstones in the EJ Pratt Library. Those around him served dirty looks. The student, who will remain unnamed, is double majoring in Economics and Political Science and believes he “deserves a break.” The ...