STRANDED

Science: How many sea turtles has the balloon guy killed?

For legal reasons this is a joke

Based or cringe?

To be based, or to be cringe? That is the question.

If I were to write a fanfic about The Strand, here’s what I would write

Yeah, I can’t believe I’m going to be EIC of this paper either

How I Broke the Glass Ceiling by Getting Gout

Walk a mile in a feminist’s shoes and your feet will hurt. Especially if that feminist is me. (I have gout in my big toe.) Close your eyes and imagine gout for me. Okay, open them, since you need open eyes to keep reading.. What did you imagine? Did you ...

Dreams I’ve had that are apt cultural criticism that you can use for your mediocre short story

listen I WISH I made these up

Stop saying you can put ‘everything’ on a bagel—you can’t

“Everything” is a lie

I’m convinced that this Instagram dog looks like me

Or do I look like him?

Someone in my econ class sent me an E-Valentine??

WHAT DO I DO?

Victoria valentines that you can print out and mail to your friends, lovers, and enemies

And hopefully they’ll get there by the end of March

Adult woman overinvested in song about a seventeen-year-old Disney Channel star getting her driver’s license

I got my driver's license last week…