STRANDED

I’m convinced that this Instagram dog looks like me

Or do I look like him?

Someone in my econ class sent me an E-Valentine??

WHAT DO I DO?

Victoria valentines that you can print out and mail to your friends, lovers, and enemies

And hopefully they’ll get there by the end of March

Adult woman overinvested in song about a seventeen-year-old Disney Channel star getting her driver’s license

I got my driver's license last week…

Are you studying human anatomy? Are you not terrified that there’s bones inside you, let alone horrified by the concept of organs?

PLEASE CONTACT ME

The expanse of Facebook groups is terrifying

But what’s missing?

A new meaning to breakfast in bed

Revitalizing an age-old tradition

My Worst of 2020 (PLUS a new year’s resolution list that’s *actually* attainable!)

You’ve seen “best of...” lists, but have you witnessed a “worst of...” list that gets too personal?

The key to success is to have ZERO thoughts

From the “author” of the acclaimed Dear Dumb Diary series, 10 years later.

Best “Best of 2020” of 2020

In no particular order