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How I Broke the Glass Ceiling by Getting Gout
Walk a mile in a feminist’s shoes and your feet will hurt. Especially if that feminist is me. (I have gout in my big toe.) Close your eyes and imagine gout for me. Okay, open them, since you need open eyes to keep reading.. What did you imagine? Did you ...
Dreams I’ve had that are apt cultural criticism that you can use for your mediocre short story
listen I WISH I made these up
Stop saying you can put ‘everything’ on a bagel—you can’t
“Everything” is a lie
I’m convinced that this Instagram dog looks like me
Or do I look like him?
Someone in my econ class sent me an E-Valentine??
WHAT DO I DO?
Victoria valentines that you can print out and mail to your friends, lovers, and enemies
And hopefully they’ll get there by the end of March
Adult woman overinvested in song about a seventeen-year-old Disney Channel star getting her driver’s license
I got my driver's license last week…
The expanse of Facebook groups is terrifying
But what’s missing?
A new meaning to breakfast in bed
Revitalizing an age-old tradition