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Arts and Culture: Cringe Alert! This contestant on The Voice missed his entrance BIG TIME
Strand Editors
April 8, 2021
We couldn’t stop LOLing at the crazy moment from NBC’s The Voice
Editorial: Final Ed, like there’s a guy named Ed and he is final like this Ed-itorial is final
Ellen Grace and Hadiyyah Kuma
April 8, 2021
Keep the cringe in cringemas.
Opinions: 500 Days of Simping
Internet Fangirl
April 8, 2021
How I fell in love with a leftist TikTokker and immediately quenched all emotions
Opinions: Eat Pray Cringe
Paddington
April 8, 2021
My Embrace of Bob Dylan and Cooking in Early Adulthood
Science: How many sea turtles has the balloon guy killed?
Concerned Citizen #69
April 8, 2021
For legal reasons this is a joke
If I were to write a fanfic about The Strand, here’s what I would write
_strand_luvr_69 on Wattpad
April 8, 2021
Yeah, I can’t believe I’m going to be EIC of this paper either
How I Broke the Glass Ceiling by Getting Gout
Julia Rapai
April 8, 2021
Walk a mile in a feminist’s shoes and your feet will hurt. Especially if that feminist is me. (I have gout in my big toe.) Close your eyes and imagine gout for me. Okay, open them, since you need open eyes to keep reading.. What did you imagine? Did you ...
Dreams I’ve had that are apt cultural criticism that you can use for your mediocre short story
Ellen Grace
March 17, 2021
listen I WISH I made these up
Stop saying you can put ‘everything’ on a bagel—you can’t
James Hannay
March 17, 2021
“Everything” is a lie