The real deal*
*Concept subject to collapse in an ouroboros spacetime – but it’s not the end of the world
Nerds and Turds
On January 16, 2026, more than 500 students from over 30 academic institutions assembled in Toronto for the 13th iteration of UofTHacks, Canada’s first student-run hackathon. They were welcomed by an elegant pasta dinner. Shortly afterwards, the building fell into an eerie calm. Mentors arriving post-meal were observed standing idly, with no technical questions nor