An Authoritative List

She let me hit it because I’m goofy… 

She let you hit it because you followed my authoritative list:

1. She’s wonking on my willy ‘til I chocolate factory

2. She’s doofen on my shmirtz ‘til I incorporate her evil

3. She’s robbing on my barts ‘til I comm

4. She’s cranning on my berry ‘til I juice

5. She’s stroganoff my beef… ‘til I cum I guess

6. She’s Mcing on my Donalds ‘til I’m loving it

7. She’s ghetti on my meatballs ‘til I spa

8. She’s macking on my damia ‘til I nut

9. She’s filling my chick ‘til I fillet

10. She’s Wiarton on my willy ‘til I have an early spring

11. She’s inn on my tu ‘til I wapo

12. She’s VUing on my SAC ‘til I caucus

13. She’s Vicing on my college ‘til I confess