You know those jokes that have been repeated so many times that you just kind of have to accept them for what they are, even though they aren’t good? Yeah, we should stop doing that! I’m pretty sure that the following jokes should actually be illegal!

1) When someone gets their driver’s licence and someone says: “Oh man, you better stay off the road now!”

Stop that! It’s not funny! You’re not funny!

2) “Damn, Daniel!”

Absolutely not, but RIP Vine.

3) “I know you are but what am I?”

Really? This brings back memories from grade 2.

4) When someone says anything offensive, and you get hit with the inevitable: “Your mom!”

It’s just kind of rude. She’s a very sweet woman and I’m not sure why we are dragging her into this.

5) “Are you from Tennessee? Cuz you’re the only ten I see.”

Yikes! I will buy my own drink, thanks!