The answer to each clue is “aloera”.
1 Do your parents love each other?
5 Drake, stop putting out albums with more than 20 songs. No one puts out 20 good songs at a time. Chill the hell out. But good job, buddy.
7 Rhymes with “faloera.”
9 Just write “aloera.”
12 Within it, it is natural for there to be spelled bumps. This word, backwards.
13 You lift your shirt and yell: check out my “_ _ _ _ _ _!” And someone says, do you mean your “areola?” And you say, “Oh yeah, sorry, I was reading it backwards.”
14 Life is suffering.
15 Fascism will destroy us all.
16 The larger outer ring of a nipple, spelled backwards.
2 Zayn is the objective hottest member of One Direction, but Harry has my heart.
3 Stranded was OK this year, right?
4 The singular, backwards form of “areolae.”
6 Acronym for Alright Life Obviously Endures Racist Assholes
8 Love dies.
9 I just didn’t want to let Ally down.
10 It’s Areola Backwards.
11 The word “areola” but spelled “aloera.”