ST. GEORGE CAMPUS – Following the success of the UofT Free Speech Rally last Tuesday, organizers are looking forward to their upcoming schedule of events attacking political correctness throughout the year. In November, the confident group is excited to be hosting The “Let White People Use Slurs While Listening To Rap” 2016 bake sale, “Empowering Frat Boys To Say ‘That’s Gay, Bro’” conference, and The “Stop Female Ghostbusters” car wash outside of Sidney Smith Hall.
Their year will culminate at the first annual Ignorance Fest where they are excited to announce their illustrious slate of guest speakers including: Professor Jordan B. Peterson, the Cleveland Indians, your grandmother who still uses the word “oriental,” and others. The exciting day shall include an enlightening panel where several courageous white and straight males will speak and hold a Q&A on the challenges they have faced not being able to offend people as often as they would like to.
When asked about the goal of the events, organizer Jeff Simon stated, “I want to ensure all voices are heard because all lives matter. I am so happy a platform for white males has finally been given outside of television, politics, literature, film, theatre, niche clubs about science, and society. I really believe becoming the voice of the discriminated is the next, and final, frontier.” Protesters attending Ignorance Fest 2017 are asked to dress for the weather and wear yellow face if possible.
John Richardson: Your article just kicked off the festival … funny how that happens.