Author: The Strand Staff

In 2018, we’re leaving behind…

Vegan bangs Varsity athletes The Earth Sciences Department Infinite Jest by David Foster Wallace Anthony Burton talking about Infinite Jest by David Foster Wallace The Bullshit Powerplays Samosas at every goddamn Vic event Riverdale Kylie Jenner memes “Nice” guys “Nice” girls “Nice” people Listicles 2017 This physical plane of...

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The Stranded Guide to Delightful and Detestable Procrastination

The harsh clack of your keyboard, dredging another essay from the well of Good Enough. The sting of the sunrise, piercing your eyes as you desperately try to format that data table and stop getting error messages. The cold hand on your shoulder grasping you from beyond this mortal coil, pulling you into a carnival of the damned as the deadline comes and goes and you accept that this just isn’t worth it any more. Don’t you wish there was a better way? Or at least one more listicle to read prior to actually doing all that? Stranded has...

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