A day in the life of Justin Trudeau 

 A look into the Prime Minister’s very serious, very important schedule 9 AM: Wake up after a full and restful 10 hours of sleep. 9:05 AM: Smile for the cameras, you never know who’s watching. (Thanks Bill C-51, glad I didn’t repeal that!) 9:30 AM: Photo op while eating a wholesome breakfast with the fam. #SomebodyCallVogue 10:00 AM: Practice breaking promises in the mirror while looking like I’m not really breaking a promise and I totally understand the struggles of everyday Canadians. My advisors really encourage me to spend at least an hour a day on this and I think I’m getting really good. The trick is to try to forget that I’m part of a dynasty. 11:00 AM: Photo op during my daily jog around Parliament Hill. #JustPMThings 12:00 AM: Weekly haircut, gotta keep that head in perfect condition so the cameras have something to focus on other than my mouth when I break promises today. 1:00 PM: Time to get to work! Head over to the House of Commons, drop a few buzzwords on feminism and equality. 1:05 PM: Sneak out while some ministers approve a few pipelines. 1:10 PM: Hide in the washroom while another minister says “jokes” on electoral reform. 1:15 PM: Come out of hiding to tweet a picture of me welcoming refugees. #TweetingIsTheNewPolicyMaking 1:20 PM: Duck into a supply closet as some journalists run by yelling...

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